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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 952 — 06-05-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘This is my land. You can fuck off if you don’t like it.’
-Furious man unleashes tirade against tow truck driver rolling away with his ride
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ ‘Not A Rite Of Passage’: High School Senior Prank Backfires (Malibu, CA)
SCORES OF SENIORS are getting spanked for their senior prank.
The hijinx took place at the high school in the bucolic beach town around 2 a.m. on Monday and involved graduating high schoolers and alums committing a series of pranks that authorities say crossed the line.
They sent a golf cart smashing down a stairwell, hurled raw eggs at windows and buildings, ripped clocks down from their wall mounts, moved furniture to rooftops, superglued ever lock “rendering 20 classrooms inaccessible”, graffiti-tagged explicit phrases, trash littering the campus, shattering of concrete tables and seating tables.
Santa Monica-Malibu Unified School District Superintendent Antonio Shelton vowed to bring charges against those committing hooliganism.
"This is not a rite of passage. This is a crime that has consequences to all involved. It will not be tolerated," he wrote in a statement, noting the destruction forced Tuesday's classes to adjourn to the gym and library as a result of the vandalism. "All individuals found to be involved will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and education code. This may include, but is not limited to, restitution for damages and the loss of senior privileges."
The high school, whose first year of graduation was circa 1996, will still go forward as planned on June 11.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
Recently, our station received numerous theft and robbery calls involving two males and a female attempting to sell fake gold and jewelry. When the victims show the money
, the three suspects snatch the money from the victim and flee in their vehicle. ⠀
This afternoon, two patrol training officers conducted a stop of a minivan with out of state license plates. One of the occupants was showing a witness "gold" chains. The keen deputies figured out the trio matched the description of the calls we had received. ⠀
All three were arrested for possession of fake gold with intent to sell as authentic. ⠀
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⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Driver Admits To Having ‘A Lot’ Of Cocaine, But No Guns (Kent, OH)
HE ADMITTED TO possessing “a lot” of cocaine but tried to claim he was unarmed.
One of those two responses allegedly proved out.
Michael Lewis, 26, admitted he had “a lot [of cocaine]” but as for the arms — he was no match for Hulk the wonder dog.
The day was May 31 and Lewis was pulled over on Mogadore Road.
Hulk was brought in and after using his superpower schnoz, he sniffed up a bindle of coke, a caked-up scale, and two loaded Glock pistols. Specifically, the search resulted in the seizure of 82 grams of cocaine, a baggie containing approximately 24 grams of cocaine, 16 individually packaged baggies of cocaine totaling approximately 58 grams.
We think he probably should have left his Cocaine at home too.
HAUL: 82 grams of cocaine, a baggie containing approximately 24 grams of cocaine, 16 individually packaged baggies of cocaine totaling approximately 58 grams
RAP: Trafficking in Drugs and F1 Possession of Drugs. (Lewis’ vehicle was also impounded)
▀ Faux Roofer Caught Slinging Powder, Feigning Illness (Brimfield Township, OH)
A SUPPOSED ROOFER was stopped driving along an interstate without any roofing tools or gear.
Instead, cops say 36-year-old Reginald Jones was not fooling anyone when he was traveling along I-76 on May 7.
He claimed to be en route to a roofing gig.
But the cops say that was a ploy.
That the driver was actually a dope dealer.
Following the chi-chat, deputies removed him from the car and he allegedly became aggressive toward them.
Ultimately, Jones was subdued and the search began.
They turned up a plastic bag containing 26 grams of fentanyl and 15 grams of cocaine, and another pound — this time crank — stowed underneath the steering column. He even had some dope in his underwear — but Jones allegedly claimed he had defecated himself.
Again this claim of incontinence didn’t add up.
The man was found exhibiting some kind of panic state — possibly high on something.
A Narcon administration didn’t respond. So did a second. He was rushed to a hospital and placed on a ventilator.
But the medical staff determined the suspect wasn’t tweaked, but rather malingering.
HAUL: 26 grams of fentanyl and 15 grams of cocaine, and another pound — this time crank — stowed underneath the steering column
RAP: Trafficking in Methamphetamine, Trafficking in Fentanyl, Trafficking in Cocaine, Tampering with Evidence, Possessing Criminal Tools, Receiving Proceeds, Resisting Arrest, Obstruction
▀ Kilos And Cash Discovery (Detroit & Redford, MI)
A SERIES OF warrants were served at addresses in both Redford and Detroit — leading to a substantial haul of dope, cash, and an SUV.
On June 3, narcos flooded the zone of multiple stash spots collecting five kilos of puro, a gun, $4,000, and a Chevrolet SUV.
The total street retail value of the coke is said to be estimated at $125,000.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ BB Gun Bandit (Eugene, OR)
«SOURCE»
▀ Flag Defiler (Gloucester City, NJ)
▀ Deathwisher Delayed (Clearfield, PA)
▀ Armed Standoff (Clearfield, PA)
▀ 99 MPH Lady Had Two Tito’s At Strip Club (Lawrenceville, GA)
▀ Lacrosse Teammates’ Caught Lifting At Walmart (Athens, GA)
▀ Madman Loses Head During Towing (Marshall, GA)
«SOURCE»
⬛ SCENESTERS
▀ Two-Wheeler Troublemaker (Kill Devil Hills, NC)
COPS WANT TO have words with a bicyclist who they say is part of an “active investigation”.
Could be for anything.
Doubt he pocketed a box of Chicklets though.
▀ Slain Man Found Next To Baseball Bat And Crutches (Norwalk, CA)
A MAN SHOT dead was found on the ground midday on Wednesday.
The crime scene showed him shrouded next to a metal baseball bat and a pair of crutches.
⬛ ET AL
▀ Jewelry Con Artist Trio Nabbed (Carson, CA)
THEY FLASHED THEIR sparkly chains claiming their were gold.
Only the merch was fool’s gold.
The detail cased two of the three suspects and ultimately reeled them and their co-conspirator into custody.