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M.L. Nestel

Jun 10, 2025

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 956 — 06-10-25

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Until the next ones… -MMM

⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER

▀ Man Caught Trading Four-Wheeler For… Machine Gun?! (Woodland, WA)

IT WAS A bad bang dangling for an ATV.

And the barterer was lured to make the deal by authorities who cooked up a decoy transaction.

On June 3, investigators piqued interest when they caught an ad from a person seeking to trade a fully automatic submachine gun, a suppressor, and a motorcycle in exchange for the ATV.

The gun trader was well aware the machine gun weapon was illegal and instructed the prospective person “to just not tell anyone about it”.

What’s more, as a selling point, the gun owner created and sent a video of the gun proving it was fully functional and fully automatic.

When the meet was set on in Woodland, detectives and SWAT staged a decoy truck and trailer.

The 40-year-old accused machine gun trader identified as Jacob Dixon, arrived and nabbed for the attempt.

Dixon’s a convicted felon with priors for weapon offenses and also has a suspended driver’s license.

He’s now facing several weapons charges.

▀ Granny Grift Thwarted (Santa Rosa, CA)

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A GRANNY WAS about to be taken for a song. But cops managed to swoop and thwart the shakedown.

Ronghe Ruan was picked up for trying to lean on a senior woman to fork over $30,000.

Detectives managed to set up a meet and had the woman bring a box with cash in it.

When the suspect arrived to collect his riches — the fuzz pounced and busted him for fraud, elder abuse, grand theft, theft by false pretenses, and conspiracy.

⬛ EVIDENCE ART

▀ Bronx Dope Duo Caught Rocking In Nebraska (Lincoln, NE)

A COUPLE OF suspected coke hustlers were caught in corn husker territory.

Miguel De Sala Rudecindo, 25, and Geudys Cabreka Nunez, 31, — both hailing from the Boogie Down Bronx were nabbed speeding in a Honda CRV along I-80 back at around 11:30 a.m. on Sunday.

Once stopped, the trooper suspected something was awry and started snooping around the car.

The sixth sense was uncanny.
That’s because the looksee unveiled 23 pounds of coke and fentanyl.

Each was booked in a county lockup and facing cocaine, possession of fentanyl and possession with intent to deliver.

▀ Vape Shops Raided (Morgan City, LA)

COPS LASSOED THREE perps tied to suspicious activities at vape shops.

Raed Kassim, 40, Amber Yarbrough, 42, and Ammar Balwi, 30, were brought into custody on June 3 following a probe, had their wares and $20,000 table-topped.

▀ Meth Mule’s Home Gets Po Po Biz (Prairie Du Chien, WI)

A K9 SNIFFED up four grams of crystal meth stuffed in the orfice of a man.

Back on Feb. 28, Sheisty, the K9 wonder dog, was sniffing around a car stopped on South Marquette Road.

The passenger was taken to a hospital where they discovered the meth inside his body cavity.

It was removed and inventoried by authorities.

Derek White, 28, was later charged with possession of methamphetamine, possession with methamphetamine with intent to deliver (>50g), with enhancers of party to a crime and conspiracy to commit.

A subsequent search of a home on South 10th Street three days later turned up even more bad stuff. All types of paraphernalia as well as plastic baggies loaded with 103.52 grams of methamphetamine.

There, David Judge IV, 43, and Eugene Spears, 44, were busted and facing a host of drug charges.