MMM - DAILY

M.L. Nestel

Jun 17, 2025

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 960 — 06-17-25

<> PULL QUOTE: ‘They’re gentle animals. There was no reason for this, for some cheap thrill.’

-Neighbor outcry after two borros nearly slain by evil-slinging archer

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Until the next ones… -MMM

⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER

▀ ~~Bad~~ Evil Asses (Moreno Valley, CA)

IT’S PURE EVIL.

Some poison-hearted archer slung an arrow into two grazing female burros.

The Saturday horror show had authorities seek out means to mend the poor animals’ craven attacks (on animals that are believed to have been trotting with different herds).

“It’s just heartbreaking,” said several residents [who] wish to remain anonymous, “They’re gentle animals. There was no reason for this, for some cheap thrill.”

A $4,000 reward has been dangled for leads to help lead to the “identification, arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible for this horrible act of animal cruelty by deliberately shooting these innocent free-roaming wild burros with an arrow.”

⬛ EVIDENCE ART

▀ Bagging Bad Guy On Highway (Chatsworth, GA)

AN NEIGHBORHOOD UPROAR over dope trading led to an operation to do away with an alleged suspect.

Timothy Hagan, a convicted felon, was stopped driving on June 13 and found to be holding a lot of bad inventory.

Specifically, narcos discovered 8.1 ounces of methamphetamine, one gram of cocaine, a gun, $1,500, and other drug-related gear.

HAUL: 8.1 ounces of methamphetamine, one gram of cocaine, a gun, $1,500, and other drug-related gear

RAP: Trafficking methamphetamine, possession of methamphetamine w/ intent to distribute, possession of methamphetamine, possession of cocaine, possession of SCH IV drug, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime, possession of drug related objects

▀ They Came, They Confiscated (Mountain View, MO)

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HUSBAND AND WIFE duo were busted pushing meth out of their home.

Officers swarmed the married couple’s home and collected 4.6 grams of crank, two well-used glass pipe, several unmarked pills, and a concealed gun.

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Franklin and Shelly Brandenburg were busted and remanded on $25,000 bond apiece.

HAUL: 4.6 grams of crank, two well-used glass pipe, several unmarked pills, and a concealed gun

RAP: Two counts of Endangering the Welfare of a Child, Unlawful Use of a Weapon, Possession of a Controlled Substance

▀ Pair Pinched In Coke Bust (Haverstraw, NY)

A RAID ON a home led to two busts and the seizure of a plenty of coke and cash.

Victor Esteban, 37 and Yohelina Camilo, 34, were walked out of a home and forced to forfeit one-half ounce of cocaine and $2,306.

HAUL: One-half ounce of cocaine and $2306

RAP: Two counts of Criminal Possession of a Controlled Substance in the Third Degree (class “B” Felonies). As the charged offenses are not qualifying bail offenses, they were released on their own recognizance following arraignment in the Town of Haverstraw Court